... [Constantly Confuse]...

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Can we just assume that whenever Yuuri’s fans have questions about things they go to Phichit? Because we all know Yuuri’s never on social media, what other choice do they have?

Yuuri retires after Sochi, Phichit gets tagged in a handful of posts- @phichit+chu explain?
Phichit thinks for a bit and makes a post basically saying he can’t explain much, just that some personal things have come up and he encourages his followers to send Yuuri much love.
A couple days later the Stammi video gets put up and everyone freaks out, Phichit gets tagged way too many times- @phichit+chu explain?
Phichit just laughs. Yuuri’s been a @v-nikiforov fan since like forever, trust me, this isn’t a new development.
And then like a few days later the Victor retires and people are speculating about Yuuri and Japan and all that jazz- @phichit+chu explain?
And Phichit has no idea what’s going on. Don’t know why you’re asking me, @v-nikiforov confirm?
@v-nikiforov doesn’t confirm, Phichit wasn’t expecting him to.
The next day someone posts a gif of a twerking squirrel or something else equally random like @phichit+chu explain?
Phichit just laughs. Obviously someone leaked footage of @christophe-gc.
Chris responds, of course- @phichit+chu explain your salty attitude.
And thus the meme begins.
It’s all fun, people post random crap and Phichit comes up with terrible explanations.
And then someone posts a picture of the lip balm incident like @phichit+chu explain?????
Phichit’s kind of at a loss. I don’t really know what’s going on here? Maybe it’s just had chapped lips. Maybe someone’s flirting? Who knows? @v-nikiforov confirm?
A few more pictures of Yuuri and Victor pop up, each tagged with some variation of @phichit+chu explain??
Phichit’s responses are great, of course.
Can I still use #couplegoals if they’re not officially a couple? @v-nikiforov confirm?
That’s a boyfriend move if I ever saw one. @v-nikiforov confirm?
@v-nikiforov never confirms.
Until the freaking cup of China happens and Phichit’s notifications explode.
Phichit’s freaking out as much as everyone else. I mean not to make assumptions but it looks pretty official holy shit @v-nikiforov confirm????????????
Phichit low key loses it a few hours later when he gets tagged in @v-nikiforov’s response.
Assumptions are welcome, @phichit+chu, you seem to have the right idea.
And Phichit just about dies.

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